The New Talonairgun forum…state of the union

Much has changed over the last few months. The TOG is dead. The TAG (or is it officially TAF?) is now thriving.

Many of the holdovers have come over. Some sooner than others. Some out of a necessity to feed their addiction,
matters not, all seem to have been welcomed with open arms. Hell, if they’ll let DH in, they’ll let anyone in… 😆

Some things havent changed.

Y still makes wise ass cracks and keeps me in wonderment as to if he is yanking my chain or being serious. 😯

Anthony STILL has the coolest toys, but now he makes some of them for others. 😎

Tron still gives logic and thought in most of his posts. I’m wondering if he lives high atop a mountian somewhere.

Some things have evolved…

WOK seems to be the #1 spokesman (spokesperson?) and throws out http://www.talonairgun.com where ever he posts.

Others have delved in woodwork and have become quite competent.
Still others have built entire guns.

Aesthetic mods are still abound as in the old days, but now more and more performance mods such as valves and such showing up. Some of us may remember the heavy hammers of old, a spark plug socket. Gone are those days.

Some things will evolve…

We will lose Lama when and if he discovers tail and cars.

Predictions for the TAG (TAF?)

Gamebred, Jlee, and Bassjacker will make a cameo. Jlee will stay long enough to give a glimpse into Area 51 and will either slip into another alcohol induced trance for a while, or will finally be abducted.

Gamebred will return long enough to see how things are going and will again be swept into the abyss. He will retire from service, move to
Nevada and open up a brothel where all the old members of the now defunct TOG will get discounts. Lama’s mom will work there.

Bassjacker will return after a long haitus and will draw up a cool new logo for the TAG (TAF?)

WOK will start to produce and sell his now famous buttpad on his Talon. AF will soon take note of the sales and begin offering all Talons with the same design of buttpad and grip. Hell will also freeze over and Rosie O’Donnell
will slim down, denounce lesbianism, and make the cover of Playboy.

Last prediction… TAG (TAF?) will be the name on everyones lips when they think of AirForce Airguns.

Maybe I’ll get one prediction right.

Again, my thanks to those with better foresight than I for creating the forum.

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You left yourself to open by spacing it so far apart 😆 It was “big” of you to admit such a thing on a open public forum. 😛

Laugh it up! Laugh it up as you all deliberately miss my hilarious punchline.


[quote=”TeflonTron”]Sadly, I’m hung like a baby. 🙁

TT, sorry to hear that, really sorry.

quote WalkonKing:

quote TeflonTron:

Sadly, I’m hung like a baby. 🙁

Since your wife is a minor that should work out…. 😛

Damn thats harsh………… 😈

It’s true, she is:

quote TeflonTron:

Sadly, I’m hung like a baby. 🙁

Since your wife is a minor that should work out…. 😛

Sadly, I’m hung like a baby. 🙁

It’s 15″ long and weighs 8 Pounds!

WWEEEEEEEE! says it all. Poor Lama 😆

If I’ve told you guys once, I’ve told you a hundred f@$king times…..

Lama couldn’t get laid in a womans prison with a fistful of pardons…. 😛



Or a thick wallet. Don’t have either.


As goofy as Lama is he is gonna need a hot car to get some tail.

Ha. Great advice. 😛

I have a pretty little ’99 monte carlo I drive. I love my car. If it ever breaks (hopefully it won’t) I’m going to go find another just like it. 🙂

Sure, it doesn’t have a 200mph top speed, but who needs that? The governer thing on my car kicks in a 105mph, I don’t think I need any more that.

Besides, who needs a car when daddy has a plane? 😈

Cars transport you to tail. Cars offer a place to get tail. Trucks are better… vans are best, but the odds of getting said tail while driving a van are decreased.

Nah. Cars won’t get me. I’ve looked at them, don’t interest me much. Unless it’s a ferrari, (dad says I’m not getting one for christmas) I don’t care much. I’ll stick with guns.

Tail, on the other hand…..


Thanks guys…. at least my post had *some* value as it’s going to nail down a name for the forum! 😆

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