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  • #218693
    jdsairman
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    You have a serious problem if your looking at the dog.

    #218711
    lurker-1
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    quote jdsairman:

    You have a serious problem if your looking at the dog.

    RIGHT ❗
    But if you openly admire the development of females, the thought cops might get on your back :angrymob:
    And you can’t trust them not to try to poke fun at your ass ❗

    #218725
    22condorss
    Participant

    😀

    #218924
    wingman-nz
    Participant

    MAN PROBLEM

    A Harley rider walked into a chemist shop and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

    The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and
    her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.

    She then asked if she could help him.

    The biker said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable
    discussing with a male pharmacist.

    The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and what
    ever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him
    with the highest level of professionalism.

    The biker then agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but I have
    a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment and
    I was wondering what you could give me for it.”

    The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”

    When she returned, she said,
    “We’ve discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is:

    1/3 ownership in the shop…
    A company car…
    Five home cooked dinners a week…
    And $3,000 a month in living expenses.”

    #219168
    riffraff
    Participant

    I saw an ass like that at the gas station 2 days ago.

    She happened to catch me looking and walked over I presume to give me hell about it.
    Before she spoke, she saw the 3 bricks of .22LR sitting on my front seat of the Jeep.
    Next thing I know, she sidles up to me and whispers in my ear “How would you like to trade some ammo for a hot night of unbridled passion”?

    I thought about it a second and said “That depends on what kind of ammo you have”.

    #264586
    simmondsdental
    Participant

    Love funny conversation comments here.

    #264589
    hoot
    Participant

    :hoot:

    “Ayurvedic Remedies”

    You’re a dentist AND an airplane mechanic?????

    Hoot:

    #264597
    donnyfl
    Participant
    quote simmondsdental:

    Love funny conversation comments here.

    Here is the original image

    #264607
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Butt I’m a tit man …… u can have both I’m guessing.

    ~ Greg

    #264649
    hoot
    Participant

    :hoot:

    #270408
    Anonymous
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    An old classic trick u see that I used when I was little ………….. no, I didn’t.

    ~ GReg

    #270437
    zonk
    Participant

    :rofl: :rofl:

    #270444
    Anonymous
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    I’m thinking that’s the same girl/ass Zonk, sure looks like it ?

    I had a girlfriend like that once ………………… …… no, I didn’t.

    ~ GReg

    #270471
    iride
    Participant

    Now that was some funny stuff on the first page,
    Mike

    #270511
    onebaddj
    Participant

    Goddam this thread has me rolling.

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