January 8, 2015 at 2:56 pm #18464January 10, 2015 at 10:53 pm #217005
😯 …. No dogs ………… …….. . . and better yet, which car ??????????
~ GKUJanuary 10, 2015 at 11:15 pm #217011
NICE CATCHJanuary 11, 2015 at 3:08 pm #217032
That was Awesome…January 28, 2015 at 5:22 pm #218172
Awfully pale. 😛January 29, 2015 at 8:23 pm #218252
When such disturbing images arise in our minds, we must resort to the wisdom of the East to fully understand “What It All Means!”
It’s ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don’t let a kiss fool you.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
A drunken man’s words
are a sober man’s thoughts.
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.
Viagra is like Disneyland …
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
Let us meditate…..
Hoot:January 29, 2015 at 8:30 pm #218253
Ok, perverts…here it is…..
I was in bed with a blind girl last night, and she said that I had
the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I
presume she was poor – she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly
my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be
going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should
A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and
talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would
like to come back as a cow. I said, “You’re obviously not listening”.
The wife has been missing for a week now. Police said to prepare
for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I
lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!
There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center,
but I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip,
I said to the lady at the registration desk, “I hope the porn channel in my
room is disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular people-porn, you
A buddy of mine has just told me he’s getting it on with his
girlfriend and her twin. I said “How can you tell them apart?” He said “Her
brother’s got a mustache.”
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could
help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden
hose only reaches the drivewayJanuary 29, 2015 at 8:37 pm #218255
You’re a “hoot”, Hoot! That’s some funny shit! Can I use some of them?
Wildfire :5:January 29, 2015 at 8:57 pm #218258
:rofl:January 29, 2015 at 11:22 pm #218269quote Wildfire:
Everything posted here is for the betterment of mankind. Damn women are on their own!
Hoot:January 30, 2015 at 12:17 am #218276
thanks for the laugh HOot!January 31, 2015 at 3:28 pm #218389
Hoot: needs to be on the radio.January 31, 2015 at 8:09 pm #218405
She looks like she’s walking around with a diaper, that needs to be changed…….fast! 😛February 2, 2015 at 1:27 pm #218550
One funny fucker! :rofl:February 3, 2015 at 1:38 am #218616
this is senior quote material! Hoot: :rofl:
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