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  • #18464

    donnyfl
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    #217005

    gku
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    😯 …. No dogs ………… …….. . . and better yet, which car ??????????

    ~ GKU

    #217011

    jeff-51
    Member

    NICE CATCH

    #217032

    kevinkunkle
    Member

    That was Awesome…

    #218172

    secoda
    Participant

    Awfully pale. 😛

    #218252

    hoot
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    When such disturbing images arise in our minds, we must resort to the wisdom of the East to fully understand “What It All Means!”

    Confucius Say.
    It’s ok to let a fool kiss you,
    but don’t let a kiss fool you.

    Confucius Say.
    A kiss is just shopping upstairs
    for downstairs merchandise.

    Confucius Say.
    It is better to lose a lover
    than love a loser.

    Confucius Say.
    A drunken man’s words
    are a sober man’s thoughts.

    Confucius Say.
    Marriage is like a bank account.
    You put it in, you take it out,
    and you lose interest.

    Confucius Say.
    Viagra is like Disneyland …
    a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

    Confucius Say.
    It is much better to want the mate you do not have
    than to have the mate you do not want.

    Confucius Say.
    A joke is like sex.
    Neither is any good if you don’t get it.

    Let us meditate…..

    Hoot:

    #218253

    hoot
    Participant

    Ok, perverts…here it is…..

    I was in bed with a blind girl last night, and she said that I had
    the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my
    leg.”

    I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I
    presume she was poor – she only had $1.20 in her purse.

    My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly
    my girlfriend yet.

    Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be
    going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should
    change dentists?

    A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and
    talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheel chair.

    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
    reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would
    like to come back as a cow. I said, “You’re obviously not listening”.

    The wife has been missing for a week now. Police said to prepare
    for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes
    back.

    At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I
    lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair?
    Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

    There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center,
    but I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber
    jackets.

    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip,
    I said to the lady at the registration desk, “I hope the porn channel in my
    room is disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular people-porn, you
    sick bastard.”

    A buddy of mine has just told me he’s getting it on with his
    girlfriend and her twin. I said “How can you tell them apart?” He said “Her
    brother’s got a mustache.”

    Hoot:

    The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could
    help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden
    hose only reaches the driveway

    #218255

    wildfire
    Member

    You’re a “hoot”, Hoot! That’s some funny shit! Can I use some of them?
    Wildfire :5:

    #218258

    secoda
    Participant

    :rofl:

    #218269

    hoot
    Participant
    quote Wildfire:

    You’re a “hoot”, Hoot! That’s some funny shit! Can I use some of them?
    Wildfire :5:

    Everything posted here is for the betterment of mankind. Damn women are on their own!

    Hoot:

    #218276

    donnyfl
    Participant

    thanks for the laugh HOot!

    #218389

    bogman
    Participant

    Hoot: needs to be on the radio.

    #218405

    22condorss
    Member

    She looks like she’s walking around with a diaper, that needs to be changed…….fast! 😛

    #218550

    zonk
    Participant

    One funny fucker! :rofl:

    #218616

    thehunter
    Member
    quote Hoot:

    My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly
    my girlfriend yet.

    this is senior quote material! Hoot: :rofl:

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